Colonel Colon

Colonel Colon (portrayed by Werner Daehn) is a character featured in the Speed Racer film and the video game. He is the lead driver for Sempre Fi-Ber's racing team in the Casa Cristo 5000. In the video game, he is an ally of Delila and a rival of Prince Kabala.

Quotes (Video Game)

 * "I am used to winning. No big deal!" (when winning a race)
 * "It would be an honor to join with you." (when accepting an alliance)
 * "Can I make you the best offer you'll get?" (when offering an alliance)
 * "Want me to protect the flank for ya?" (when offering an alliance)
 * "Join me, and know honor, glory, victory." (when offering an alliance)
 * "Allies are the best strategy, be mine." (when offering an alliance)
 * "Sorry to break your heart." (when refusing an alliance)
 * "Is there no end to your stupidity!?" (when breaking an alliance)
 * "You don't expect me to back down, do ya!?" (when breaking an alliance)
 * "Chhhaaaaarrrrrggggeeee!!!"
 * "Kill! Kill! Kill!"
 * "And that was a special ops top secret expert maneuver!"
 * "I told you not to mess with me!"
 * "Outta my way, civilian!"
 * "Even in defeat I can still hold my head high."
 * "I will hunt you down and rip out your exhaust pipe!"
 * "Do you know who I am? I am Colonel Colon!"
 * "You are a vicious, cheating, no good..."
 * "Maggies! Drawers!"
 * "Nooooo!!!"
 * "We'll make mincemeat outta them all."
 * "Mission accomplished!"
 * "This is not a way to treat a hero!"
 * "I'll make you regret the day that mama pushed you out!"
 * "Ooh-rah!"
 * "Ooh-rah! Teamwork is the way to go."
 * "Have you ever dreamed of being a soldier?"
 * "It is good to be a hero!"
 * "Then let's engage the enemy."
 * "We'll blow them all off the track."
 * "How dare you disrespect my rank?!"
 * "Do or die! Do or die!"
 * "Enemy number one is in my sight!"
 * "Gotta take 'em down NOW!"

Trivia

 * A colon is an organ in the human body that removes water from digested food. Also known as large bowel or large intestine. Not surprising, since Sempre Fi-Ber specialized in digestive aids.
 * Colon is also the first five letters in the term colonel, referring to a military officer rank that is above a lieutenant general and below a brigadier general.