Colonel Colon

Colonel Colon (portrayed by Werner Daehn) is a character featured in the Speed Racer film and the video game. He is the lead driver for Sempre Fi-Ber's racing team in the Casa Cristo 5000.

In the video game, he is an ally of Delila and a rival of Prince Kabala.

Quotes (Video Game)
"Do you know who I am? I am Colonel Colon!"

"You are a vicious, cheating, no good!"

"Noooooo!"

"Chhhaaaaarrrrrggggeeee!!!"

"Kill! Kill! Kill!"

"Can I make you the best offer you'll get?"

"Want me to protect the flank for ya?"

"And that was a special ops top secret expert maneuver!"

"It would be an honor to join with you."

"I am used to winning. No big deal!"

"Even in defeat I can still hold my head high."

"Maggies! Drawers!"

"Do or die! Do or die!"

"We'll make mincemeat outta them all."

"Mission accomplished!"

"Sorry to break your heart."

"Is there no end to your stupidity!?"

"You don't expect me to back down, do ya!?"

"This is not a way to treat a hero!"

"I'll make you regret the day that mama pushed you out!"

"Ooh-rah!"

"Ooh-rah! Teamwork is the way to go."

"Have you ever dreamed of being a soldier?"

"Join me, and know honor, glory, victory."

"Allies are the best strategy, be mine."

"It is good to be a hero!"

"Then let's engage the enemy."

"We'll blow them all off the track."

"How dare you disrespect my rank?!"

"Enemy number one is in my sight!"

"Gotta take 'em down NOW!"

Trivia

 * A colon is an organ in the human body that removes water from digested food. Also known as large bowel or large intestine. Not surprising, since Sempre Fi-Ber specialized in digestive aids.
 * Colon is also the first five letters in the term colonel, referring to a military officer rank that is above a lieutenant general and below a brigadier general.