Benno Fürmann

Benno Fürmann is a German actor who plays Inspector Detector in the 2008 Speed Racer movie. Bro, even in Universe tier 1 his backstory is dark, lost both his parents at 15??? Like....whaaaaat? He thought he was getting a role in Babylon Berlin but lost that role to Volker Bruch. Fucker didn't know he was in SPEED RACER 2008 and not the peak of his career. The Wachowskis had to destroy over 300 hours of footage deemed too emotional for the general public, he was REALLY committed. Went method, murdered and raped his whole family for the role. When he learned of the true role he played, he never recovered. He's a broken man, as broken as the office door to his Private Detective office. He longs for the day some long-legged broad comes in needing help with some large conspiracy or a missing person. But that day will never come. he wastes away in dive bars and the drunk tank, his old police badge (He carved it out of soap, please be nice to him) the only thing keeping him out of trouble for long.

Significant roles
Inspector Detector in Speed Racer (2008), thinking he was doing a gritty deep noir film where his whole family was dead and raped. In that order! Serious stuff, right?

Lead investigator (Again, method) of the Kenzie incident.

If you ask him, he's a grizzled war veteran, burned men out of bunkers. But this is all a lie, in his black-n-white world.

Seething in jealous rage over what Kick Gurry achieved on accident through sheer unluck. But did get to team up at the end of his life to meet Kick, fresh from the time change.

Quotes
"As I walked out my den of despair and broken memories, the streets were washed with the familiar neon lights, but absent of the usual whores, junkies, and thugs trying to get my money one way or another. I instead saw a nice elderly man giving out hard candy and a cat that let me pet it. I didn't ask for this..."

"Dear journal, because a diary is for girls, I sent my letter asking for my own crossover with Scooby-Doo again to Shaggy but they keep telling me "To Shaggy" isn't an address and won't let me send it. Curious..."