John Goodman

John "The Monkey Decimator" Badman (born June 20, 1952) is south-northern American actor from the eastern West regions of the United States of Americanos, who played Pops Racer in the 2008 Speed Racer movie. He spend the entire movie shoot convincing his fellow actors to kill each other in a bloody sacrifical game to please the dark god himself. He started of by provoking the monkies in to attacking his future disciple Christina Ricci, testing her for her later role.

Significant roles
The murder of Kenzie, creator of FNAF. During the Events of the 2008 Movie, John Neutralman proceeded to murder an asian actor dressed as a ninja. When asked why he threw the man out of the tenth floor window, John Decentman replied: "BY ALLAH, THE NONJA'S SHALL FEEL MY WRATH AND MY ENEMIES SHALL BE DRIVEN BEFORE ME". It is assumed that this was an outburst due to his enormous drug problem. Everyone knows that he fell down that rabbithole after killing several children to recreate his own video game series FNAF. :)

After the filming of the movie concluded in 2007, he would binge watch the original series to make a 7 hour youtube video about how much the film, he acted in, got wrong about the anime. You should take note of the emotional outbursts he had in said video. The contents of a video was disturbing enough to warrent deletion by youtube and a formal investigation by the FBI, later of which led nowhere after most investigators dissapeared. Haha :)

A few years later John Goodman appeared in the south east African coastal regions as a mechenary fighting against all present military units and PMC's. His adventures would later be used as a bases for the video game Far Cry 2, though heavily cencored. In the late 2005, during the last few months of his carrer in Africa, he would be seen feasting on Monkey flesh. Many believe this is in reference to the hilarious joke "Kenzie and Willy".

In 2002 he was considered for the role of Batman, but later was refused the role. A studio insider later said in an interview "lmao, what the fuck. He too fat 'n' old. YEET!". We assume it was a 54 year old white woman born in 1969 named Chalece McHeckinsayle. She's 5'7", weighs 104.067 pounds and i am gonna visit her later (she doesnt know). Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind. Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:   "We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!"

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

THIS WIKI IS RELIABLE, I SPEND WAY TOO MUCH WORK IN TO THIS. Anyways, after Jane Badwoman killed the monke with the walky slush, he proceeded to join the sneed raver wiki. It's not speed racer, but a wiki about a raver themed after a shitty online meme. You feel me? That shit be whack as yeet tho, but i do be slushin' to dem vibes, bra.

John Badman powered up to his final form for the battle at the end of time. This Form, only known as John Chaosman, is just him with an slightly bigger mustache. All the mustache power was futile in the end though as PETA supported Kenzie and John was so annoyed by them that he left reality. Kenzie thanked PETA for saving him and the universe from certain destruction by biting them like they are some kid's stunt double in a movie production from 2007.

But then, when all seemed peaceful and the shadows retreated once more the true enemy was unveiled. John returned from the dimensionless prison beyond space time, only known as walmart. Truly a nightmarish foe made it's move. Only known as the reddit moderator, a being of darkness and hatred even more so than John Chaosman. John was forced back in to reality because walmart had run out of mobility scooters. Man, it do be hittin los americanos with them phat burnos. Where was i? Oh yeah, so my Uncle Freddy made cholly. it's like chilly but it freezes your mouth. Anyways, Freddy was then shot by the Rain Mafia (the reason is still unknown). When John Chaosman heard this, he reverted back to John Hoodman. John Hoodman is like John Badman, only black and lives in a lower income part of town. With Kenzie being the supreme being in all of reality, John was forced to use measures he never thought he would need to. He started with the Orange Justice Fortnite Dance, followed by him shooting 17 school children for not paying rent. Even though they not only are underage and dont earn money, but also they didnt even know him. This act of carnage gave him finally the power to buy half of the universe (he stole their lunch money). he didnt know if his plot would lead somewhere, as the puppeting powers had been severed from the great monke drug bust chrono crossfire armageddon end of time war. In time, they would return...

Quotes
"Fuck Chimps yo fr" John Fatman, shortly before getting dropped on Nagasaki

"damn, the batsoup behittin different" john, when i invited him to dinner :)

"WHERE ARE MY PARENT, JOKIR" John Batman i think, i dunno. he seemed kinda drunk but i was also high as fuck so it could have been a raccoon trying to rip my face off but the russy had me like dayum.



"who the fuck threw this crab at me?" - John at a Smash Melee turnament during the end of time

"I'm going out for a bit, I don't think I'll be back." - John Substandard-man, when PETA cavalry routed his eastern flank, forcing him to retreat from reality.