Kenzie and Willy

Kenzie and Willy are two chimpanzees that play Chim Chim in the Speed Racer film. )

Kenzie was found stabbed to death in her Miami apartment on March 2nd, 1992. The case remains unsolved*. Believe to be carried out by ninjas. (NOT nonjas) Kenzie had a scandal shortly before her death over the great Wocky Slush Chiacgo PD bust of '93, where she accidentally live-tweeted her drug deal down to the address and warehouse they stored the product. The murder could have been LITERALLY anyone at this point tbh so just dont investigate, her will said she wanted a statue of John kennedy (NOT the president, the KKK founder) built instead, Kenzie is kind of the chad here because Willy is a bit of a soyjak because he KNOWS who killed her but simply is too scared to say and also he is his plug. Many people claim that both monkies supported the wars middle east.

Willy aight tho, but he was in Jeffrey Epsteins book. And voted Trump. But he is literally neurodivergent and a minor??? Helo??? So what if he said, and I quote, "I will not eat a single morsel of food until Joe Biden is dead and gone!" and also sold that kid.

* John Goodman did that shit tho, its like OJ Simpson but for white people. it is known that john goodman later created the FNAF games, under a false name. He later went onto start molesting nuns as a super villain named john badman with is just him with a bigger mustache.

willy and kenzie could have played john wick but keanu reeves couldn't have played chim chim in speed racer

Quotes
"OOH OOH AAH AAH!" - Average reaction to seeing the Speed Racer movie if you are have epilepsy

'Yo that scene with the race on the old TV with Speed and John Goodman was really awesome too bad the editors cut the scene in of us and that kid stealing cash for blow from the directors trailer. Lit tho" - Both monkeys, said in sync, 450 miles apart on April 23rd, 2002 "My father used to beat me bloody every night with a sock full of his earnings from selling pig organs as kidneys to desperate families. This has really shaped my acting career" - Kenzie, when asked about her role in the rwandan genocide "Lmao I bit that fucker and got punted for it. Me and John were high as fuck on coke the whole shoot, I didn't feel a goddamn thing. Get nae-nae'd." - Willie discussing the bite of '87, which occured on the 72th day of the lords year 2015

"Ha ah ha ah ha ah ha ah!" - Oh you know ;)

"Sneed" - reported last words of Kenzie, John Goodman declared so because he was the ninja (AGAIN, not a nonja. I have seen the movie)

"The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you..." - Willie, upon being questioned about his feelings concerning her murder, which again, was committed by John Goodman

"If I am ever found dead under suspicious circumstances, it was not suicide. Investigate John Goodman!" - Oddly enough, Willie. Although John Goodman DID kill Kenzie in a suspicious manner

"John Goodman did that shit" - erryone

"The fire rises" - monke

"HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT" - The Genuine and Trustworthy SmugAndSleepy

"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life, freely." Kenzie, proclaiming the eternal peace and truth after the end of the dimensional time wars.