Kick Gurry

Ghristopher "Third Eye Open" Curry (b. May 25, 1978) is allegedly an Aboriginal alleged actor allegedly born in Melbourne, Australia. He plays, allegedly, Sparky in the 2008 Speed Racer film. Apparently, well known for bringing down Xuracorp in the 2116 cyber-chip scandal that rocked Asia.

By the way he may be a skinwalker, but we don't know. Neither does he.

Some People believe he had an Indian cousin named Nick Curry. We can neither confirm nor deny that fact.

BREAKING ALERT, I ONLY HAVE A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME TO GET THROUGH. IT WASN'T THE TIME MACHINE THAT SENT HIM FORWARD, IT WAS THE JOHN OKAYMAN BULL- The feed abruptly cuts off, leaving you frozen in terror. Seeing your own face in the computer screen, All you can wonder..."Did it happen or did it not?" This investigation is taking its toll...

He is the only survivor of the Armageddon wars at the end of times between John Badman and Kenzie's powerful vengeful spirit. He dived into a ditch and watched as two gods battled. The boy died during the orchestra of gunfire, that night, in that little ditch. The man emerged the next morning, hardened and enlightened to the world. This is the only somewhat confirmed fact about him.

Significant roles
Supposedly, Sparky in Speed Racer (2008)

Allegedly, the Skinwalker outside my home, send help.

The interactive experience known as Deus Ex is loosely based on his life as a hard-hitting private dick on the streets of Neo-Tokyo. Or so it has been explained to me...

Some Rumor has it that he used to be very intolerant towards his comrads, but the Eldrich Entity named John Awfulman erased his racism. Kick became one of the better tools for the time war. During the final Battle Kick just snapped out of every manipulation John had placed on him.

Quotes
"Don't taze me bro!" - Apparent words spoken before the corpo-police found him.

"Mate, ya fuckin dare me to check out old man Jenkins' time machine, cunt?" - Fateful words that, I GUESS, ended up with him in the fuuuuture.

"It was on that night I watch the sky fill with fire, tracers like shooting stars and rockets like a meteor shower. Helicopters soared and burned as I held my knees to my chest and watched like a curious child, silently praying I'd make it through unharmed. It was one of the most terrifying and awe-inspiring things I had ever seen, and left me with a feeling I'd never truly be able to describe as long as I live." - Discussing the end of time.

"I was there... I was there the day John Okidokiman killed the monke" - Kick Gurry, allegedly after the Badman Blasphemy