Paulie Litt

Paulie Litt plays Spritle in the 2008 Speed Racer movie. The most infamous drug-emperor. If there are drugs, he made them, personally. By hand and all. Even the legal ones. His fingers touched that advil you took today. This all came crashing down in the great Wocky Slush Chiacgo PD bust of '03...Oh yeah, you know what's coming next...Kenzie had to pay. Using the last of his funds and a series of promises he knew would be hard to keep, he went to the one man he could trust. John Badman and his Ninjas, as his own Nonjas could not achieve this feat...John Badman fired a magic time-travelling bullet to shatter the timelines and slaughter Kenzie across all dimensions, never letting her soul reform into one body. Across all dimensions, her death came in every way you could imagine. His revenge was had, but at great price. He tries to sleep, but deep down he is still not at peace. He only replaced one villain in his story with a far greater one...John Badman has disappeared, but he knows he is watching, And one day, he will return.

Significant roles
Drug-god, to show time has passed since the start of the article.

Quotes
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy.

It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb.

Inevitably many will fault the hands upon the sword that felled Kenzie, the Ninjas.

But the Ninjas merely performs the duty of its office.

To further fear them is redundant; to hate them, heretical." - Litt after hearing about the death of Kenzie

"He do be Litt tho" - The Advil Administrator, the Bentyl Boss, the Cocaine Count, the Demerol Doge, the Ecstasy Earl, the Fentanyl Führer, the Ganja Grandadmiral, the Heroin Highking, the Indopan Imam, the Juice Junker, the Ketamine Khan, the LSD Lord, the Meth Master, the Noz noble, the Opium Overlord, the Pep Pope, the Qat Queenmaker, the Rave Ruler, the Shisha Samrat, the Tab Tyrant, the Ultram Urruler, the Valium Viscount, the WhitePearl Warlord, the Xanax Xylophone (come on we all know there aint any other words starting with x), the yaba Yaa Naa, the Zantac Zar